I am the illustrious Mistress Randi.

Coming into My world, you had best be prepared for at least some of the following.

I enjoy causing pain and discomfort. Excrutiating, slow, torturous pain.
I welcome the opportunity to tell you what I think of you, in the form of extreme verbal abuse and humiliation.

With Me, you feel like the worthless, pathetic slave, used strictly for My entertainment. you will not only enjoy My many talents, but learn to love and worship Me.

For I am everything to you. Without Me, you are nothing.